Notes, Pads & Journals
Paper goods for snippets and ramblings
Why use bland and boring stickies or plain paper to get your point across when you could slide someone a little dose of nasty at the same time? Everyone needs sticky notes and such to jot things down – phone numbers, shopping lists, preferred voltage setting for the next electro-shock therapy session, or what-have-you.
Each of these ZipperNotes™ products has a delicious little quippy snippet at the top to make someone think twice about whether they chose wisely when they got to know you. But these little babies let people know you’re so cool that you just don’t care what they think of you. Which makes you even cooler. Ya dig?
Note Pads
Note pads are 3-5/8″ wide and 8-1/2″ tall, gummed at the top for tear-and-share simplicity. They’re printed on bright white paper that’s responsibly sourced and 10% post-consumer recycled.
Item # | Text |
PAD1001 * | Don’t fuck this up |
PAD1002 * | Get this shit done |
PAD1003 | wtf? |
PAD1004 * | Procrastination Agenda |
PAD1005 * | More shit to do |
NEW: PAD1011 |
Dumbass Ideas |
NEW: PAD1012 |
Fuck this shit |
CANCER SUCKS! | |
PAD1009 | Cancer Sucks! |
PAD1010 | Cancer fucking sucks! |
* = top seller |
Note Cards
Our note cards are 4-1/4″ x 2-3/4″ – just the right size for the most random notes and thoughts. They’re printed on bright white paper that’s responsibly sourced and 10% post-consumer recycled.
Item # | Text |
NCD1001 * | Don’t fuck this up |
NCD1002 * | Get this shit done |
NCD1003 | wtf? |
NCD1004 * | Procrastination Agenda |
NCD1005 * | More shit to do |
NCD1006 | Do this or die |
NCD1007 | Oh, fuck it! |
NCD1008 | Remember this, idiot! |
CANCER SUCKS! | |
NCD1009 | Cancer Sucks! |
NCD1010 | Cancer fucking sucks! |
* = top seller |
Sticky Notes
ZipperNotes™ sticky notes (3″ x 3″) have a mysterious removable and re-stickable goo. You can be assured they won’t do that annoying curling-off-whatever-they’re-stuck-on thing, and they definitely won’t fall off the door jamb and stick themselves to all the pet hair or dust bunnies on your floor.
Item # | Text |
STK1001 * | Don’t fuck this up |
STK1002 * | Get this shit done |
STK1003 * | wtf? |
STK1004 | Procrastination Agenda |
STK1005 * | More shit to do |
STK1006 | Do this or die |
STK1007 | Oh, fuck it! |
STK1008 | Remember this, idiot! |
NEW: STK1011 |
Dumbass Ideas |
NEW: STK1012 |
Fuck this shit |
CANCER SUCKS! | |
STK1009 | Cancer Sucks! |
STK1010 | Cancer fucking sucks! |
* = top seller |
Journals
Journals include 50 unlined pages thick enough to allow writing on both sides with minimal or no bleed-through. Each page has a usable area 5-3/4″ wide and 8-3/4″ high. The cover is a matching bright white and is coated with a matte laminate to resist smudges and smears. Wire double-binding allows the journal to open and lay flat, and it also allows all pages to open a complete 360 degrees.
Item # | Text |
JRN1011 | Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t fuck it up. |
JRN1012 * | WTF? Seriously, what the fucking fuck? |
NEW: JRN1013 |
I need a fucking vacation |
NEW: JRN1014 |
Why is everyone but me so stupid? |
NEW: JRN1015 * |
Oh, for fuck’s sake! Fuck this shit. |
JRN1016 | I Love Dogs. People, not so much. |
CANCER SUCKS! | |
JRN1017 | CANCER: It just fucking sucks. |
* = top seller |