Cancer Sucks!

Flip cancer the bird with a little laughter

Cancer does suck, but why should we let it suck all the fun out of life?

Zippernut Press™ is committed to putting an end to this sucky cancer bullshit. Maybe that’s a lofty goal, but we think it’s a good one.

We created our Cancer Sucks! series of greeting cards for two reasons. The first is to help raise funds to find a cure for cancer. The second is to give people a selection of cards they can buy for a friend or a loved one who has cancer but not a malignant sense of humor. Besides, does anyone fighting cancer really need a greeting card that’s so sappy it will make them puke when they’ve already got medical science to help them do that?

There are Cancer Sucks! notes and journals, too, so you can make a statement about cancer (and a donation) every time you jot a simple note or record your most important thoughts. And buttons and magnets, too.

For every Cancer Sucks! sale, Zippernut Press™ makes a donation to benefit cancer research. Maybe the donation generated from your purchase will be the drop in the bucket that finally cures cancer. That would sure put a damper on sales of our Cancer Sucks! products, but it’s a price we’re willing to pay.

Zippernut Press™ is currently supporting the fight against cancer with donations to The Simmons Family Cancer Research Fund at the KU Cancer Center.