Where to Buy

Where can I buy this crap?

Zippernut Press™ products are sold through resellers. If you’re a reseller, please call us for more information. If you’re not a reseller and you can’t find our stuff in a store near you, you can stock up on nutty goodness from:

Premium Reseller
a store named STUFF 316 W. 63rd Street Kansas City, MO 64113 816-361-8222 astorenamedstuff.com

a store named STUFF carries every nasty little Zippernut Press™ product – many in their online store – and they would be happy to pawn some off on you.

Buy it. Use it. Share it. Laugh your ass off. After all, that’s why we make it.

I know a store that should have this stuff

If you have a favorite store near you that but you love but isn’t quite cool enough to carry Zippernut Press™ yet, clue them in.

If you’re just too shy to talk to your local store about making our snark easier for you to find, use the handy-dandy form below to let us know, and we can do all the dirty work.

(You don’t have to give us your name or email address, but it might help when we contact the store so they know there’s a real live consumer-type person behind our shenanigans.)