About Us

Zippernut Press™? Will it hurt? And will I like it?

Of course you’ll like it. And then you’ll come back for more.

We started 15 years ago with the idea that there just weren’t enough greeting cards out there to express the thoughts people really have. We decided to lose the sap and inject hefty doses of humor, snark, and sarcasm. We sprinkle in a touch of cynicism and present it with clean, bold graphics so that the little verbal spanking comes though with no playful cartoonishness or gooey smarminess to soften the blow.

We also like to help make the planet better with what some might consider more reliable steps. That’s why we donate a portion of every item sold from our Cancer Sucks! series to cancer research. Lighten things up for a moment by making people laugh about something that’s not even funny – and, at the same time, feel good about helping to fund the search for a cure.

Oh, yeah. And every single Zippernut Press™ product is made in the United States. So there’s that.

Will it hurt? Of course it’s gonna hurt. Somebody. A little. That’s the whole idea, after all. But it’s a good kind of pain, so your friends will grin and bear it – and then ask for more.