Zippernut Press™

Unorthodox, snarky, and just plain nuts

Zippernut Press™ creates greeting cards, stationery products, and gifts, each with an itty-bitty built-in bitch slap. We know they’re funny, because we’ve watched customers cackling at our card racks like hens on nitrous oxide. We’re all about making the planet a slightly better place through the unlikely tools of sarcasm and snarky humor.

Our greeting cards are right for just about any occasion where you want to show you care enough to cause a little pain. Our note pads, sticky notes, note cards, journals, buttons, and magnets all have a similar bent toward the arcane and the same flair for the shockingly blunt. Armed with these notes, you can share a bit of quirkiness with every jotted tidbit. Our journals offer you the chance to get your more epic thoughts down in writing in a bold repository worthy of whatever crap you feel you need to record for posterity. And our buttons and magnets let you stick a sneaky little snarklet almost anywhere.

Whether you are a paper goods connoisseur or a reseller, we think you’ll enjoy our stuff. (If you don’t like it, you might consider a few years of therapy to help you rediscover your sense of humor.)